While recently trying to locate an old friend who might be on Facebook, I was reminded of the joke I heard while working on the golf course sometime this summer.
What are the 4 stages of getting Older?
- You forget names
- You forget faces
- You forget to zip up your fly
- You forget to unzip your fly
...growing old sucks
...Jimmy in maintenance figures he must be dead — he does all four
...what stage do you think Jay is at?