Monday, December 8, 2008
at 12:39 PM Posted by Bozoplay aka Bozo
But in a good way.
Everyday is full of new and important discoveries. Infinity has found so many new and wonderful things on the internet.
Sorry. We never properly introduced you to Infinity the Internet Explorer, didn't we? When he first came to the the team, we called him Inchie the Internet Guy. We were like most people—skeptical and reluctant to accept the unknown. You see, we didn't understand where he was coming from. All this talk of worldwide community, open access to new and better methods, exciting new plays, new sources for team uniforms. It was way out of our league.
But Infinity wasn't going to give up that easily. So he's been in the background from the beginning. He doesn't get any credit for what he has added to the team. It doesn't bother him in the least. You see, like all stargazers, he got used to people yelling at him with things like "Stop wasting your time on that stupid computer" and "do something useful with your time". They were, like all naysayers, just handicapped by their closed minds.
Infinity had a game plan. He would plug away and explore the unknown because he knew it had all kinds of rewards out there. So he just played. No path. No specific direction. Just go forward and see what's around the next corner.
Welcome to the team, Infinity. The team would like to sincerely apologize for all the insults. You are much too valuable for us to lose you to another team. They're drawing up the no trade clause right now.
No one will call you Inchie ever again.
Do you have an Infinity on your team, or is he still just Inchie?
Please, go right ahead. Share your marvelous new discoveries in the comments' box.